Category: Podcast
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Event Horizon? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we ignore the sage advice of “liberate tutemet” and instead watch “Event Horizon” while keeping all the lights on. What’s worse than an evil entity in space? Hellraiser in space. We smoke up and try to come back down to earth while discussing the refreshing lack of gaslighting, explore the similarities between Sam Neill’s character and John Hammond… Read more
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The Terminator? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we strap on our fanny packs to watch 1984’s “The Terminator.” What’s worse than slowly being hunted into extinction by machines? Having your commanding officer choose you to be his dad. We smoke up and climb down into the bunker to ponder why Reese was sent back the same day as the terminator, discuss how not even self… Read more
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Predator 2? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we crank the A/C and watch 1990’s “Predator 2.” What’s worse than living in this LA of the future? Apparently, living in LA in 1990 when this movie was filmed… We smoke up and tamp down our criticisms while we ask the question were Gary Busey’s teeth what threatened the predator, attempt to define why this predator movie doesn’t feel like… Read more
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The Highlander? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we cozy into some turtlenecks and watch 1985’s “Highlander.” What’s worse than being immortal until someone cuts your head off with a sword? Realizing the “prize” for winning the ‘Immortal-Off’ is worse than losing. We smoke up and lower our swords on holy ground while discussing the problem with casting… Read more
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The Meg 2? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we double down on avoiding anything water related after watching “The Meg 2.” What’s worse than “The Meg?” Certainly not “The Meg 2,” if that’s what you were expecting. We smoke up and walk the trench to discuss Jason Statham’s hella sick Jet Ski skills, appreciate DJ’s Sarah Connor-like dedication… Read more
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The Meg? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we don’t even don our wetsuits because we’ll be avoiding puddles after watching “The Meg.” What’s worse than a mega shark movie with no actual blood and gore? A mega shark movie with no actual blood and gore starring Jason Statham who can’t even use the “F” word. We smoke… Read more
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we barter for our pizza and watch “Killer Klowns from Outer Space.” What would be worse than a group of killer klowns from outer space terrorizing your small town? Finding out they already got Joe Lombardo! We smoke up and crash land while we postulate the possible need for an… Read more
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Die Hard? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we enjoy “Die Hard” with little to no vengeance. What’s worse than being accidentally invited to a holiday party on the other side of the country where the guests become hostages for a group of presumed terrorists? Being invited on purpose. We smoke up and chuck loose bricks of C4… Read more
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Krampus? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we leap from rooftop to rooftop in pursuit of 2015’s “Krampus”. What’s worse than spending the holidays with extended family, in a home without power, during a blizzard? Nothing… I’ve got nothin’. We smoke up and chomp down on prioritizing the delivery of a one-liner over your child’s life, acknowledge… Read more
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Jingle All the Way? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we shoulder check our way to the front of the line for 1996’s “Jingle All the Way.” What’s worse than driving from store to store to get that last minute gift on Christmas Eve? Realizing your only motivation is to avoid telling the truth. We smoke up and lower our… Read more
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Gremlins? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we dive into the deep end of “Gremlins” from 1984. What’s worse than your entire town being attacked by the unclassified creature you’ve just been gifted? Realizing your own parenting (or lack thereof) was to blame. We smoke up and turn the lights down to discuss Mama Peltzer’s murder first… Read more
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Predator? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we drop into the original “Predator” with Arnold from 1987. What’s worse than barely surviving being hunted in an unforgiving jungle? Learning your evidence serial number is one digit off from the Arch of the Covenant’s. We smoke up and bunker down to discuss how the Predator could get exonerated… Read more