Tag: 1980s
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Critters? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we avoid looking out of the the kitchen window while watching 1986’s “Critters.” What’s worse than a running theme of aliens coming to our planet and eating us? The realization that we may be the 7-11 of the universe. We smoke up and sneak out our bedroom window while discussing… Read more
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Halloween 2? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we ask, “Why us?” while watching 1981’s “Halloween II.” What’s worse than finding out you’re related to the psycho killer who murdered your friends and tried to kill you? The EMT with a crush, a lack of boundaries, no social awareness being the last thing you see as the sedatives set in. We smoke… Read more
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Aliens? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we fall through the drop ceiling while watching 1986’s “Aliens.” What’s worse than finding out you’ve been in hypersleep for 57 years? Finding out the bureaucrats are still salty about that shipment you had to blow up. We smoke up and slide down to the rust and rain room aqueducts while discussing what function Bishop was actually… Read more
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The Terminator? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we strap on our fanny packs to watch 1984’s “The Terminator.” What’s worse than slowly being hunted into extinction by machines? Having your commanding officer choose you to be his dad. We smoke up and climb down into the bunker to ponder why Reese was sent back the same day as the terminator, discuss how not even self… Read more
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The Highlander? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we cozy into some turtlenecks and watch 1985’s “Highlander.” What’s worse than being immortal until someone cuts your head off with a sword? Realizing the “prize” for winning the ‘Immortal-Off’ is worse than losing. We smoke up and lower our swords on holy ground while discussing the problem with casting… Read more
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Die Hard? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we enjoy “Die Hard” with little to no vengeance. What’s worse than being accidentally invited to a holiday party on the other side of the country where the guests become hostages for a group of presumed terrorists? Being invited on purpose. We smoke up and chuck loose bricks of C4… Read more
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Predator? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we drop into the original “Predator” with Arnold from 1987. What’s worse than barely surviving being hunted in an unforgiving jungle? Learning your evidence serial number is one digit off from the Arch of the Covenant’s. We smoke up and bunker down to discuss how the Predator could get exonerated… Read more
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Back to the Future? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we rewrite history with 1985’s “Back to the Future.” What’s more terrifying than your father’s bully in his prime? Your mother’s teenage libido aimed right at you! We smoke up and travel back to discuss the concept of Doc and Marty stuck in a Time Loop, wonder if we can… Read more
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Nightmare on Elm Street? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we refill our prescription for Hypnocil and watch Wes Craven’s original “Nightmare on Elm Street.” What’s more terrifying than the same man hunting you down in your dreams night after night? The same man hunting your friends down in their dreams! We smoke out and tuck ourselves in for a… Read more
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The Lost Boys? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B for our first episode, as we talk about Kiefer Sutherland’s own “The Lost Boys.” Back in 1987, vampires didn’t sparkle – hell, they didn’t even turn you. Through the cunning use of peer pressure, they got you to turn yourself! We smoke up and break down the plot, vampire lore, and… Read more