Tag: 1990s
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The Sixth Sense? I Barely Knew Her!
Kiefy Bowl Rating Join Chris and B as we pull the blankets closer and hope we don’t see our breath while watching 1999’s “The Sixth Sense.” What’s worse than thinking your marriage is falling apart? Realizing that you can’t tell the difference between being an absentee husband and just being absent. We smoke up and… Read more
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Terminator 2? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we make our own fate by watching “Terminator 2.” What’s worse than sending your “best lieutenant” back in time to bang your mom and become your dad? Also sending yourself a robo-babysitter because you really were a little scamp. We smoke up and lower ourselves into a vat of molten steel while giving a thumbs… Read more
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Scream? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we expel all the air from our lungs into a Tara Reid screech while watching the original 1996 “Scream.” What’s worse than losing your virginity to the killer? The post nut clarity compelling you to question his alibi immediately after having sex. We smoke up and dive into the metaverse while discussing new additions to the Mooney… Read more
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Predator 2? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we crank the A/C and watch 1990’s “Predator 2.” What’s worse than living in this LA of the future? Apparently, living in LA in 1990 when this movie was filmed… We smoke up and tamp down our criticisms while we ask the question were Gary Busey’s teeth what threatened the predator, attempt to define why this predator movie doesn’t feel like… Read more
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Toy Story? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we relive our childhoods and watch “Toy Story” from 1995. What’s weirder than having realizations about Andy’s playtime? Having some realHIGHzations about your own childhood while recording this podcast… We smoke up and sit down criss cross applesauce to discuss the angel/devil comparison between Andy and Sid, the horrors that… Read more
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The Matrix? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we geek out over the classic movie “The Matrix” from 1999. What’s worse than computers enslaving humanity in a computer program? Being removed from that program and knowing you’ve never technically eaten pizza. We smoke up and download the idea of killing for the “greater good,” the possibility that the… Read more
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Tremors? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B for a very special episode of “BACONATOR? I Barely Knew Her!” where we give Kiefer Sutherland a break and focus on the interminable Kevin Bacon. Was this the most fun movie the Baconator ever filmed? Or was this one of his greatest regrets? OR WAS IT BOTH?! We smoke up and… Read more
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Jurassic Park? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we share the joy and wonder that is 1993’s Jurassic Park. What’s more terrifying than a Tyrannosaurus Rex? The malfunctioning animatronic that played it! We smoke up and fall headfirst into what it truly means to “spare no expense,” uncover the consistent theme of divorce (in every Jurassic movie), and… Read more
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Flatliners? I Barely Knew Her!
Join Chris and B as we once again honor our namesake by watching his 1990 film “Flatliners.” What could be worse than arrogant young doctors with God complexes dying? Arrogant young doctors dying, then being brought back to life and asserting that they are God. We smoke up and fall deep into the art of… Read more